Berry and friends (art by Sij)

Berry - the creature in the middle - doesn't have testicles, but he can produce an endless supply of (surprise!) berry flavored pre. I'm perched on his shoulder drinking out of a thimble. :)

Conbadge (art by AiRGuiTaR)

A beautiful conbadge done for me as a gift. This scan really doesn't do it justice; the colors are so much more vibrant in person.